- Is That A Grey Hair Or a Blonde Hair FFS I’m Only 23
If you’re depressed AND allergic to dairy, be pretty explicit when explaining Daiya to your roommates. I think I might have traumatized them.
Life is like a hurricane here in Dickburg
Racecars, lasers, aeroplanes- it’s a dick blur!
lukehemmign asked: whats the music from where the person pulls the pillow to reveal the pug dog because that song sounds so familiar
I’m sorry man, the OP got so sick of answering this question that it’s now the only thing in his FAQ. But it’s the X Files theme.
this one is even spookier. Look what I fucking found in my house.
I am gonna laugh at this for the rest of my life.
Warning! Explicit Lyrics Music video by Marilyn Manson performing Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon Uncensored (C) 2009 Interscope Records.
Okay but how is this not about periods
Tina Turner - We Don’t Need Another Hero (Video)
I know this is quasi srs post apocalypse action movie stuff but MERCY do I want that outfit.
Apparently the police picked up Jeffrey Dahmer sometime in the month I was born.
Oh! Domestic or international?
—my adopted coworker, when I mention that boyfriend is too
- Dad: Your food allergies get a lot worse when you're stressed out, you know.
- Also dad: What's an EpiPen?