Stories I Tell Too Often.

Syodamunaa.

Drunk me ate a shit ton of sunflower seeds last night, and I vaguely remember telling my roommates it was my Mulder cosplay before bringing them all back up.

Don’t tell my parents but my roommates and I do a shot every time they give me a panic attack. :D

relyonloveonceinawhile:

rosefromthething:

theflaggirl:

you have no idea how much this pissed me off as a kid

this still pisses me off

GODDAMMIT CARL

gpoy

(Source: bryko, via therandompuppy)

Most of my family thinks I’m gay until proven straight. (TW: suicide, verbal abuse)

Gluten intolerance ruins your skin. I’m looking at thirteen or more years of issues related to that; can’t tell if I’m doomed for life or not just yet.

PTSD combined with ongoing verbal abuse ruins your self confidence and your ability to approach anyone without a quaver in your voice. My suicidality I can’t explain, but I know that if I go off of my Zoloft I start calling the hotlines within a day.

I haven’t been closeted my whole life. I’ve been terrified of women and too downtrodden to approach men.

But if that’s what true closet life looks like from the outside, then I am incredibly sympathetic.


So does shaving your pubes ever get less frightening or

I feel like my whole life right now is just one long wait for GoT to come back.

My favorite thing about The X Files is how you could be watching ANY show until that theme song starts up. Fooled me all the time as a little kid.

Blanche would be the sixth betta I’ve had as an adult, and it still scares the crap out of me when she jumps.
On that note, she’s also my newest girl and today she jumped for the first time!

Blanche would be the sixth betta I’ve had as an adult, and it still scares the crap out of me when she jumps.

On that note, she’s also my newest girl and today she jumped for the first time!

Hmmmm.

So that Simpsons Guy episode:

  • misogynist joke
  • misogynist joke
  • "Shut up Meg, you don’t matter!"
  • misogynist joke
  • extensive car wash cut playing most of “Pour Some Sugar on Me”
  • rape joke
  • misogynist joke
  • misogynist joke
  • "I’m a Jewish clown." "So am I!"
  • literal ten-minute-long fight scene between Homer and Peter
  • …and Peter protests “I don’t got none of those!” as Homer starts throwing Emmys at him.